and they say gay marriage is unnatural
i’m screaming so hard right now ^
(Source: fiftyshadesofmacygray)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
When she sees your dick for the first time look her dead in the eye and say “it glows blue when orcs are close”
(Source: assistantt0theregionalmanager)
queer hogwarts kids making buttons w/ preferred pronouns on them that are charmed to yell when ppl use the wrong ones
can i get an opinion?
i have been considering a slightly larger gauge conch piercing. like a 10g. do i do it? do i get both sides done?
i totally found an awesome Pyrex pin for it too. if i can talk my boss into putting that into the autoclave, i can have pretties right away.
DOOOOO ITTTTTTT